Not Specific

Somewhere in the profile set up, they wanted an occupational field, which of course did not include stay-at-home-mom. So, "not specific" was what I chose, but it plagued me. So,here is my job description: I'm in the field of Agriculture (performing lactation consults to new ovines), Art (directing participants that crayons are only for paper), Communications (uuumm), Education (training children in the way they should go), Environment (monitoring diaperous gas emittions), Fashion (selecting the cute dress from Marci over onesie and shorts), Government (counciling the leader on public relations, while reminding the subjects this is not a democracy), and Law Enforcement (refer back to government). There that sums it up! Post ya later!